Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
I also worry cause my cat takes up any bed space I’m not using seriously my significant other will need to consider having multiple beds
Remember when Nickelodeon had a song about sexual harassment
Fans have taken Brody’s do-anything attitude and run with it. Video artist Neil Cicierega made two much-remixed online videos—Brodyquest and Brodyquest 2—where the actor travels the world, becomes a rock star, and turns into the universe.
Adrien Brody has seen Brodyquest. His dad showed it to him. “I made it my ringtone at one point,” he said. “It’s hilarious.”
writhing pile of cat children. disgusting
i’m going to throw up.
jesus christ the PURRING
I feel like I just gained another year on my life from this.
TOO MUCH CUTE, SYSTEM OVERLOAD. ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION.
*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
i hope you got kicked out for thatNah, the employees were curious and thought we were funny and one of them talked to us about his wrestler cosplay. This was also at like 1:30am.